Lying Is Good

Well- not really, but if it gets people to think a little differently than they typically would- I think it’s alright to tell a fib or two. 

If you haven’t watched The Invention Of Lying, head on out to the Redbox at 7 Eleven. And hey- if you’re hungry, grab yourself 6 hot dogs or a burrito roll to stuff your face with while watching it. (Gross. OK- so I don’t actually recommend that.) I digress…this movie is fantastic. Ricky Gervais is hilarious and totally that guy that’s so effortlessly awesome you wish he lived next door so you could go grab a Budweiser with him at random. 
Hey Ricky- wanna meet me for happy hour?
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Lets Have A Threesome

Get your minds out of the gutter people!

I’m talking about this french fry app.
Yuh-uh-uhm!
I’m looking forward to hitting up this spot; Ketchup in DC. (There’s one in LA if you are out west) They’ve got things like Shake N’ Bake on their menu and mac n’ cheese. Some classic favorites and kiddie food with an adult fancy twist. I love these kinds of funky-fly eating spots. Well- I love restaurants in general (as if that isn’t obvious.) It’s really fun too if you’re in a fab city like DC, to restaurant “hop” and grab just one drink and appetizer and move onto the next. I have written about this before. You can make a night out of it. It’s a great way to have an affordable night out instead of a full-on dinner and a show. Talking to strangers at a bar and people watching is so often better than dinner and a show anyway!
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Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda

All the Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas

Layin’ in the sun
Talkin’ ’bout the things
They woulda-coulda-shoulda done…
But those Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas All ran away and hid
From one little did.

Today was one of several days I’ve helped an 87 year-old woman sort through a life of belongings. (An honor and many lessons learned.) Among the pile of newspaper articles and photos of her handsome and strapping deceased husband, (a pilot during the war. Wow, the stories.) I picked up the Shel Silverstein book; Falling Up. I instantly turned to the page that had the above poem. I’d say it was ironic or a coincidence or something, but as days pass and events unfold in my life- I find it hard to believe anything other than everything happens for a reason. Things, people, books- all of it, seem to show up in the most random of ways but somehow perfectly fit. Like this poem. 
Dear Mrs. F. ~
Sure I’m helping you- but you’re actually helping and teaching me things I could never learn doing anything else. No woulda-coulda-shouldas in your world, just “I did’s.” Meeting people like you inspires me to keep following my bliss. I promise I’ll never be that woulda-coulda-shoulda girl either. After all, like you’ve said- there’s just too much out there to not keep all eyes wiiiiiide open…
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Car Shopping Is Fun

Car shopping on a Monday, in work heels and skirts like today is great. Especially when the gents that greet you as you’re looking around the lot are shocked when they find out you know what you’re talking about. Even better when you can shoot them one look and it’s just like saying; “Don’t try and bullshit me, I didn’t wear these heels for you. However I did do my homework, so you’re not going to talk me into anything. This is what I want. I’ll give you this much.”

And it works.
Every time.
Thank you OD Auto. I just love getting a deal.
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