Seth And Amy Say It Best

Seth And Amy Say It Best

I’m sitting in a coffee shop, which is often my office happily sipping a de-lish morning java and working away. I’m can’t help but watch and listen to this professionally dressed attractive woman babbling and pacing on her cell phone. (Clearly she thinks she’s either at a NASCAR race or surrounded by four of her own walls she’s so loud.) I could care less (actually, I love it) considering this is a prime example of why I’ll always have endless writing material. I’m all about people being able to do whatever the hell they want, when they want, however- as well-dressed and attractive this woman might be, she just looks like a complete obnoxious idiot. She is so “that guy.” As the other people around us are having friendly chats with pals and work meeting with other physically present humans, they are shooting her looks of death. You know- that “Shut up before I smack you lady! I’m trying to relax and talk to someone here!” 

Boy is it entertaining to go in public. I could make a career out of just sitting in coffee shops studying people’s behavior from the hours of 9 and 10am. Talk about writing material. 
Anyway, the point to all this is to see if anyone out there has a clue as to what goes through “that guys” head as he/she is cluelessly disturbing the peace of the other 65 people in a public place. (I’m laughing) All I can think of is the Saturday Night Live Weekend Update; Really?!? With Seth and Amy.
Dear Well-Dressed Lady,
Really?!?
We all can hear every word you’re saying. We now know all of your business. Thanks. I was actually wondering which coworker of yours was pissing you off today and what time your next meeting is. (Yeah- not so much.) Well, I still have to say good for you for having the confidence to think you are so important you can be that disruptive to everyone else in a public place. Intrepid. I love it, I’m just not sure the others her quite appreciate it like I do- but go on with your bad-self. Just don’t be surprised if someone throws their grande skinny peppermint mocha in your face.
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