“Protection”?

So this was the typical sign in a women’s public bathroom stall I was in yesterday while shopping.

Ladies- do these little signs crack you up as much as they do me? The things some places come up with! I have seen everything from; “feminine hygiene” to “feminine needs” to “protection” to “personal female items” and on and on.

(Ear muffs gents…)

Um, why don’t they just say: “Put your pads and tampons in here please.” I mean- hello! We don’t need code or dainty words to know what that little silver swingy trash can built into the wall thing is- we’ve seen it a million times.

Oh the things in a day that entertain me.