looking for one person/couple/family

looking for one person/couple/family

I HELP PEOPLE ORGANIZE THEIR LIVES, SO THEY CAN LIVE HEALTHIER AND TRAVEL WHEN THEY WANT TO.

This is what I want my response to be at the cocktail party when someone asks the generic and often annoying question of “What do you do?”

So? Does anyone out there want to do what I just did? (In case you are new here, I just took some time/a sabbatical to breathe a bit, get some perspective and reach a personal goal before I went apeshit and strangled someone in my regular life that I was completely passionless about.)

This is your chance to put your money where your mouth is. I did it, who’s next? Who needs some breathing room? Who wants to call a fuck it and take a trip, go somewhere, or get organized so you don’t go apeshit and destroy the good you already have in your life? Who’s got something eating at them? Plenty of you have said you do. You’ve said this to me in person, in emails, and here. This is me giving you the opportunity to step up and take a swing at what you say you want to do. I can help you get there, happily, productively and all in one piece. I promise.

Here’s what I am offering to you:

*I will help you organize your life (this means house, jobs, belongings, habits, dogs, children, bills- all of it) to free up LOTS of time and money. Time and money are always our excuses. I can help you eliminate the excuses and get you where you say you want to go.
*Yes, this means I will help you get your shit straight so you are able to live the life you have told me you want.

Here’s what I’m asking for in return:

*You agree to be my official test case (I have done this for a few friends in the past, but never officially under the guise of starting a company/service.
*You pay for my transportation to get to you, food and accommodations. That’s it. (I get excited about Oreos and Nutella, have slept in puke smelling Motel 6 rooms and I fly coach, not first class so you’ll be getting a deal.)

What does this mean?

It means you could be stressing less, laughing more, saving a boatload of money, losing weight, having more time, becoming a better husband, sister, friend, worker, and so much more before you know it. You might even stop having those fantasies about how you can choke your boss and throw him in the river. After all- you really don’t long to be a murderer. Life doesn’t suck, you don’t want to kill anyone, you just need to eliminate a few things and put the phone on hold for a bit.

How do you get started?

Email me at; diane (@) bluelollipoproad.com or post a comment as to how I can reach you.

What happens if no one responds/takes me up on my offer here?

1.) You will. It might take a while, but someone will. Then another will, then another…
2.) Next time I see or talk to you, if you were one of the multiple people that have ever said to me; “Sigh, I so wish I could go travel like you did.”/”Sigh, I’m so envious of how you are living”/”How do you get to do all that amazing stuff?” I call you a chicken shit because I offered my time and expertise to help you, for FREE and you didn’t take it. Or, I might smack you, then call you a chicken shit.
3.) I will continue to wonder why the majority of people I meet don’t actually LIVE in their lives. That will continue to make me sad for them, but more motivated for me.

“You know, it’s not that easy/simple for people to just go off and do what they want just like that Diane.”

Bullshit. I’m sorry- do we live in America? Is someone holding a gun to your head to do what you are doing? That’s what I thought. You choose how you spend your life, your time, your money. Period. That could mean something sexy like hiking Mount Everest, or something much less sexy, like road tripping with your kids back to Kansas to introduce them to Great Granny Maude they have never met. Either way when you do these things that you want, you are LIVING your days, Not just drudging through them. Your choice. It is that easy/simple.

News flash; I AM NOT SPECIAL. I AM NOT A HERO. I have zero superpowers, and I’m not even that cool. If you can believe it, I’ve never once had sex with or even showed someone a boob to do all the things I have. (I know- awesome eh?) However, I have been organized, continually networked my ass off, made friends with strangers, smiled a lot, stayed in touch with old friends, taken chances, trusted my gut, listened to my heart then gone for “it” and managed to end up “there” proud as a peacock. I’m thinking if I’ve figured out a way to drive to Alaska, 9,000 miles total, sleep in my car safely as a single woman, have plenty of gas, food, and experiences that even I could never have dreamed of, and end up now sitting here on top of a mountain overlooking the Napa Valley in an amazing house, with two great new roommies and a smile on my face sipping a yummy glass of Prosecco after leaving the east coast almost 12 weeks ago with a car that had 133,000 miles on it, only $1,000 dollars in my pocket and with $27k in debt, I am allowed to call myself a bit of an expert on reaching some sort of “impossible.”

(Just grabbed my phone to snap this photo. This is not staged, just my view as I write this. Ahhh…)

I’m sure after reading the above, you can imagine how much it chaps me when so many people who have less bad debt than me (just about everyone out there.) more money than me (just about everyone out there), more education than me (just about everyone out there- I could go on and on…) tell me they want/wish/desire something but it would just be “impossible” to do.

WHAT?!

Pish posh to that impossible nonsense.

Excuses, impossibility, fear, lack of money, time, blah blah blah. Enough of that. I CAN HELP YOU GET TO WHERE YOU WANT TO GO. All you have to do is ask. I’d sure love to help.