March 27, 2009
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Maybe Emeril Can Help Me With This One
When I find something that is ridiculously DE-LISH, I often say that it is “Smack yo mamma good.”
I realize that I might start sounding like a broken record soon. I have been using that line for quite a while now. I’m thinking it might be offensive to some too, because really no one should be smacking their Mamma.
So it’s time for new material.
I had the most (enter new BAM! line here) mocha shake yesterday at Port City Java I almost couldn’t contain myself. Real ice cream, fresh pulled espresso shots all mixed up into a perfect cup of insane deliciousness. I have never had a shake that good in my life. (Yes, I was surprised too because I am no stranger to milkshakes and certainly don’t take “the best ever” lightly when it comes to treats.) I had to immediately rush back up to the counter to thank the friendly cute young gals who made it. They have some serious talent.
All opinions for the next saying I will likely overuse within 2 months are welcome.
Boy do I love that something like a milkshake can make me that happy.
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March 31, 2009 at 1:28 pmMy Grandpa would always say “that’s real” in a very I know what the hell I’m talkin about way when encountering such deliciousness. My expressions include “wye. yue. em.” with distinct annunciation on each, BONA FIDE! (say it how you want), “holy hell Batman”, “TASTIC!”, and thanks to Slumdog, “what a player!!!” all while waving my shovel (cutlery piece) in a tight circular pattern, analyzing flavor and letting my tastebuds have some fun. “Wow” stated over and over to make it sound like wawa is also common at my table. Dangit. Must cook something now!