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June 22, 2010 In Photos

People Actually Buy This Stuff

I snapped this shot tonight. 

As I walked by, I shook my head and mumbled to myself out loud; “Now who in the world would actually spend their money on something like this?”

Then I had to walk back and take the picture.

I’m thinking this person indeed does “knead” some dough, because they wasted all theirs on this ridiculous shirt!
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April 27, 2010 In Photos, Vermont

Um- Are You Kidding Me?

It’s April 27th and my sister just sent this photo to me this morning. Yes- that’s her car, in Vermont- as in, today.

Spring time snow-fest. Yuck.
I love you Vermont, but I am oh so glad I moved away years ago. I’m typing here now with my morning coffee looking at the sunshine with my apt. doors wide open.
Hang in there kid. Spring will have to spring for you soon enough. (I hope before I get there! Brrr!)
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April 9, 2010 In People, Photos

Kid Attitude

I took this photo of my friends little girl Ali around the holidays a few months ago. She is a sweetie and always well-behaved, that’s why this particular photo is so funny. You can almost hear inside her adorable tiny noggin; “Bitch please” and “Whatev Mom and Dad.”

Hilarious.
I love cute kid pix.
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April 6, 2010 In Photos

Nice Wrap Job

I had to snap a photo of this truck in my hood last week. Someone got this guy sooooo good. Hilarious.

When I saw this, some funny high school memories came back to me. Back in the day, a bunch of girls and I had car wars that looked similar to this with all the boys we wanted to flirt with that were older than us. (Oh to be hormonal teenagers and try and get boys attention.)

Of course supplies for our car wars included Saran Wrap too, but also some of the following:
Bras
Ketchup
Molasses 
Maple syrup
Tampons
Mxi pads
Shaving cream
Toilet paper
Eggs
Butter
… (Use your imagination. We did it all.)
I’m not sure any of the cute boys fell in love with us at the time, but they did end up “winning” the war after a few weeks of back and forth. My car ended up the victim. I found out the hard way that it’s impossible to get Crisco off your windshield unless you have 4 hours to spend scrubbing it or have some kind of magic cleaner. That and I should’ve never thought to turn on my wipers. Driving to the car wash that day I looked like Jim Carey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Oh the fun times.
Hope this guy didn’t find any Crisco underneath his Saran “wrap.” HA!
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March 16, 2010 In De-lish, Photos

Even A Homeless Dude Has 3 Quarters

I stopped at my local market this morning to grab a breakfast on the go.

.49 for an organic granny smith apple.
.36 for organic honey sesame sticks
YUM.
Grand total; .75 
This is only the beginning of me putting the kibosh on the ever annoying and ridiculously untrue “I cant’s” I seem to hear all the time about, well- everything.  
Really people? 
One of my recent favorites is; “I can’t afford to shop local or eat organic.”
Ok, where here’s one example to call a bullshit on that excuse.
If anyone out there has an argument as to why this option is too expensive or not healthy enough and you have a better solution for us all, please let me know. I am all ears and I’d love to share your information here.
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December 13, 2009 In Photos, Vermont

Whatcha Thinkin’?

I saw this “Community Issues” board on the wall at a coffee shop in Vermont. I like it. What a great way for people to voice thoughts, concerns, opinions in a simple and peaceful way.

I think things like this should be up in every place of business or anywhere people interact. Wouldn’t it be great if we could share information like this anonymously on a regular basis? Maybe we could all open our minds and see things from someone else’s point of view a little bit easier that way…
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