Funny signs

the good ol’ lodge

Apparently they have been looking for help for a very long time. I’m thinking since they opened in 1957:

This place is the epitome of a dive; dark walls and low ceilings, floor is covered in peanut shells, always packed, and it’s fantastically fun. If you are in Chicago, this is a must check out spot for a late night drink. Challenge if you go: See if it’s possible to actually fit 2 people in the 2 person stall bathroom.

The Lodge. I love it.

visiting a friend?

Just start screaming, they’ll hear you:

I walked by this sign on an apartment building this weekend and had to laugh. Good thing the good old-fashioned way will always work to get any job done.